Did He Really Say That?

I need to carry around a little notebook in my hip pocket. My husband says some of the darndest things. Those of you that have had the privilege of hanging with him will attest.

Today was full of one liners, a few that just made me tilt my head an think, "Huh?" Sadly, at this hour I can only remember one of them.

John handed Nick a slushy drink that I had made for him early this evening. He didn't want the rest and Nick had just asked me if there was more. John gave him his. Nick made a face and commented that it was watery. John's response was this, "You could make it again. Put it back in the blender and add more ice." We just all stared at him.

(I'll do my best to whip out a notebook and post more regularly on this matter.)