"Oh, That's the Add on, right?".... Yes, he said that too!

Walking out of Sam's club last night, I saw a King Size Bed being loaded into someone's pickup. I said, "We should get one of those." (We finally have a bedroom large enough to house one.)

John said, "What?"
I said, "A king size bed."
He said, "Is that a king size bed?"
I said, "Yes."
He scoped out the scene in front of us and said, looking at the twin size box springs that accompanied it, "Oh are those the add ons?"

I promptly told him those were the box springs that would sit UNDER the beast of a mattress they were loading onto the truck, and he said, "Oh, I thought those attached on to make it bigger."

I laughed.... a lot. I'm glad I get to hang out with this man.
I'm pretty sure he was serious, but somedays I'm not sure. Maybe all this while he's been uttering similarly brilliant statements just to keep me happy and laughing. I don't care either way. Just being with him makes my heart glad.

Did He Really Say That?

I need to carry around a little notebook in my hip pocket. My husband says some of the darndest things. Those of you that have had the privilege of hanging with him will attest.

Today was full of one liners, a few that just made me tilt my head an think, "Huh?" Sadly, at this hour I can only remember one of them.

John handed Nick a slushy drink that I had made for him early this evening. He didn't want the rest and Nick had just asked me if there was more. John gave him his. Nick made a face and commented that it was watery. John's response was this, "You could make it again. Put it back in the blender and add more ice." We just all stared at him.

(I'll do my best to whip out a notebook and post more regularly on this matter.)