I Turned on the TV

We get about 2 channels, which we hardly ever watch. I turned it on this morning hoping I could watch the news, but mostly because I couldn't do anything else.

This is what I learned:
1. Drew Carey hosts the Price is Right. When did that happen? Can he really be happy with his life? I was just wondering.

2. Talk shows should be illegal. I wonder if the people who write the shows and think of the topics can really sleep at night.

3. Judge Joe Brown doesn't take much lip from anyone.

I turned the TV off. No wonder we don't pay for cable.