My Very Own Odd Couple

You remember Felix and Oscar right?
Well I've got my very own ODD COUPLE right in my house.

Set the stage- Taylor goes to his room to make his bed and pick up his side of the room.
Here's the quote of the morning, heard loudly throughout the whole house:

"I've seen some dirty things in my life, but this is unspeakable."

REFERENCE: Nick's "side" of the bedroom, strewn with paper, clothing, video props, etc.