When You're Almost F*@#ty

As I approach my birthday, there are a few things that are NOT NICE to hear. Here's one of them:

Situation goes like this- I'm teaching a children's track for the Intro to IHOP program and John stops by to drop off Elia before taking the older three to see Prince Caspian.

John leaves.

The intern helping looks at me and say, "Now is he your son or your husband?"

Eeeek, I almost kicked her in the knee caps.